{Oui 3}

pour la maison:

pour le bébé:

pour moi:

I'll take all three...oui oui!

{1st image via here, 2nd via here, 3rd via here}

Speaking of good things coming in 3's, refer below...

Disclaimer: The above statement is true most of the time but not always. Subject to change.

I don't know why but it makes me feel rather satisfied to declare the following out loud after

I change diapers:

"Thanks for doing business, that will be $20 for the service rendered."

Of course there is a discounted rate applied if no #2 is found in diaper.

The fee could be slightly higher if it is more than a 3 wipey job.

Could you imagine how filthy rich I would be by now.

Good thing I don't measure richness by $20 dollar bills.

Oui oui, I am a bonafide professional diaper changer. Don't mess.