*Move highchairs 4 ft. apart (not because the boys grab @ each other)
*Start from right to left and spoon in hot cereal into each boys mouth (not because they don't know how to eat by themselves & not because they throw their food all over floor) REPEAT.
*Every once in a while throw in a kick, shake of the booty, or a twisty turn while listening to Ernie sing "Boom. boom. boom, I go boom in my room"----------or whatever that is that he is singing. Seriously is this my life?
*Run as fast as you can from what feels like the paper boy from Better Off Dead who wants his 2 DOLLARS but is really just my daughter.
2 dollars...I want my 2 dollars!!!!!
Ever feel that way? I finally found a hiding spot for 5 minutes of peace.