pour le bébé:
I'll take all three...oui oui!
Speaking of good things coming in 3's, refer below...
Disclaimer: The above statement is true most of the time but not always. Subject to change.
I don't know why but it makes me feel rather satisfied to declare the following out loud after
I change diapers:
"Thanks for doing business, that will be $20 for the service rendered."
Of course there is a discounted rate applied if no #2 is found in diaper.
The fee could be slightly higher if it is more than a 3 wipey job.
Could you imagine how filthy rich I would be by now.
Good thing I don't measure richness by $20 dollar bills.
Oui oui, I am a bonafide professional diaper changer. Don't mess.